I wish that guy wasn't missing teeth
Yeah. We was talkin. Its ok. My bed is too filled with pam for sex. Its like a slip and slide of butter product.
two words: fractured penis. two more: emergency room.
It was going well until he told me about the 7k he made in college to be in a gay porn
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I'm doing this for my boobs. They miss him.
This is what happens when you live with someone you met on Grindr
We just broke into a lion king sing along. Understanding is not possible.
He came over and said its legs day so put them in the air! Fucked me for 30 minutes and said he had dinner reservations to go to. Well i just ran into him and his friends hammered at Taco Bell
I told you being able to play expert on guitar hero would get us laid one day
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Got myself invited to boss's family dinner party, drank too much, and fucked boss's brother in his parent's house. Just another Wednesday.
He told us a story about a time his 80 year old uncle karate chopped a dick in a glory hole.
Usually it's tequila, or vodka. But today was just the devil
We damn well better have a snow day tomorrow. We just broke out the rum.
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
I've never been so excited to be bleeding from my vagina.
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