I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
I was just given a safe word. It's going it be an interesting night.
I'm already at the bar. It's 2 PM. Help
All she said was "the usual?" and unzipped my pants.
her boyfriend dumped her for my exgirlfriend. so filming our hookup is pretty much a definite.
whatever. i almost had sex in a car with someone passed out in the back seat. phone's not my biggest worry.
You were so drunk you decided to go out of the car window instead of using the door, once you realized what you had just done you said fuck it and went back in through the window
i'm exhausted. do you know how hard it is to put together an outfit that is professional enough to secure a babysitting job yet slutty enough to let him know i'm down for sex during naptime?
Is that a polar bear? You seriously grinded with a polar bear at the club?
We were sitting outside of the building and he literally just walked up with no pants on. This is the best college ever
I grinded with the guy who brought the scooter, I'm leaving with success
You spent the whole night conversing with your zombie poster, so I'd say you were pretty far gone.
Not my fault people bought me shots. waving a shot in my face is like waving a cock in yours
I really hope this is just a phase, because I am not capable of carrying both of our drunken whore asses through life. Too much dead weight....
dude I fucking saw you snort tequila
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