I dont kno what was worse. Waking up 2 a guy next to me thinking I got blackout or realizing it was your boyfriend.
Don't bone anyone, just think of ur vibrator lol
HHaaaaaaaaa mmmmn vibrator
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Why do I always have sex on the first date when I know it demotes me to booty call girl?
the boy next to me on the plane handed me a shot glass, then a perkaset, and told me to have a good week off..hellllo spring break.
Im watching him eat cream cheese and hot dog buns.
while you laid on the ground I poured water into your mouth out of dog bowl some random guy walks by and said now that's what I like to see.
He tried to make an olympic torch by lighting a corona box on top of a pool cleaner.
They walked in to the store, ripped up the phone book, and left. Can we get on their level?
I just ran into the married chick you banged 2 years ago at our apt! She asked me if I could get her coke! Memories bro. Memories
Made eye contact with a friendly neighborhood dog walker while violently puking out the window. How's your Wednesday going?
Can you get the drug form of snow for the blizzard this weekend?
So after I fell off 4 times we concluded I'm not allowed to ride him anymore.
Business idea: assless chaps for toddlers. I'm high.
Just come home. We will have sex and Taco Bell. I'm feeling wild, I put on temporary tattoos.
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