just do it
fine only cuz shes asian
Just had a conversation with Jon gosselin
Until you fuck him in front of his kids stop wasting my time with stupid texts.
Currently looking for a new liver on ebay. Struggle.
I'm full of awesome ideas
Yesss you are. Im full of confusion. I keep finding peanut butter on my legs...
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We are taking shots for every green Lon-Capa box we get for the homework.
Yeah go get her. And don't bring her clothes I want her to walk back in her Christmas stocking dress. Take pictures.
I woke up using a pile of socks as a pillow. I think theyre clean so thats a plus.
He had seven beers and tap-danced on the table like a pro. HOW DOES HE DO IT
Wednesday is my day of reflection and making my dick and balls into shapes. So i'll be pretty busy.
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I got sucker punched while I was making out with some girl...I think my molar might have flown into her mouth
We're taking a shot every time Landon Donovan takes a shot. It's clever, sort of.
You wouldn't believe how many pro-life stickers, and "show us your tits" signs there are between here and Dallas.
ill be home in an hour. Be in my bed ready for disappointment
I officially have worse injuries from a baby shower than roller derby.
Hate my fucking roommates.... Seriously, who the FUCK peels potatoes in the bathroom sink?!
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