he yelled "RELEASE THE KRAKEN" then hit me with his dick
no, literally. he fb chatted me and said "since you're online i figured we could bang tonight?"
It doesn't count as drinking alone if you're making rum cake with it.
he fucked my hip out of place.
He literally is quoting that 21 questions song, the 50 cent one. oh my god.
according to last night, I underestimated the size of my mouth and the possibilities of what can fit into it.
It's okay. I've dumbed down my notes over the semester because I knew I wouldn't be up to understanding things come finals.
It looks like I colored my belly button red at some point
oh the usual. high as balls and crying about the hunger games.
HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED HAM AND WEED
I had to give myself a suppository. That was the LEAST fun I've had inserting things in my ass.
He's perfect in every other way. Is buying him a cockring too forward or just honest?
There is this guy in here. He didn't even get ice cream he just filled up his cup with mini marshmellows, chocolate syrup, about a lb of grahm cracker crumbs and walked around to everyone in the shop saying "hey, hey look here, I just made fucking s'mores." He was SO proud of himself.
I seriously thought Satan had his hand up my asshole and was pulling out my soul. Never. Again.
He's teaching me French for free and I'm giving him blowjobs. Win-win.
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