I just realized that when I walk away people probably say "wow she really has a drinking problem" and sadly it doesn't bother me.
I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
Unless I'm getting a singing midget telegram, I'm not going to smile
New drink name: the Vermont Douchebag. Take shot of maple syrup, drop into cup of jager, bomb.
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I don't remember anything but yelling at the ref in Spanish.
I woke up to a gnawing sound in the middle of the night and asked him what it was. He told me it was the family of squirrels that lives in the wall and to go back to sleep.
and now i get to think about how i fulfill a gay man's harry potter fantasy. thanks for that
May or may not have just put tequila in my special "kids+" orange juice fortified with vitamins a, b, c, d, e, and now t.
I was passed out in a bathroom stall. Of course im going to look like shit
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Watching a bear prancing around in a tiara is worth a loss of bar time.
I'm pathetic. I'm eating cream puffs in the bath and crying a little.
Why do I have "apologize to Dave Coulier" written on my hand?
She is carving a little coffin out of some wood for her hamster that died. I'm flying home tonight.
I wanna borrow his axe at this point and cut my head open just to relieve some pressure
I dont think the chain smoking, tequila shots or cocaine was good for my bronchitis.
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