AIM automatically accepts video chats on my laptop. I found this out when I got a text from Jacob after my first attempt at drunk lesbian sex saying, "I'd give it a 7. You need to work on your positioning." I think I'm single now.
did he really ask u insert a warm banna in ur anal?
it was like my fingers were behind enemy lines
smoking a cig and getting head on the last night of my cruise. and she doesn't mind that i'm texting you right now. this is now on my list of top 10 nights of my life.
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My mother walked into the bathroom at 345 am while I was splashing in the bathtub with the remnants of her birthday cake all over me... she looked at me and walked out...
Just did a drug deal on the toy aisle at walmart, Merry Christmas
How am I supposed to be friends with him when there's an exact replica of his dick in my underwear drawer?
I think I reached some stage of aging, have a sore/injured shoulder from sex, next up carpal tunnel from sexting.
I went to McDonald's this morning still half drunk with penises drawn all over my body, when my card was declined the cashier asked if I needed Jesus
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How did you tell her we met?
I told her that we met at the sex shop down the street, I thought it would be the most reasonable explanation.
You should feel special! You're also the only person I've ever punched during sex
Is that your mom climbing in your window dude
You peed in the sink and kept shouting "I'm the black swan! Ca-caw!"
I just mixed tangerine juice with sauv blanc. on an unrelated note, my episide of intervention is slated to run in April.
the sex got boring after the first three hours
holy shit
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