watching law and order svu marathons. all of the sex crimes cases start like my sat night.
He took naked pictures of me and told me if I ever got to the Disney Channel level of fame he would help me out. I think i'm in love
I only have two new blunt burns this year as opposed to freshman year's 6. This is growing up.
Just had a nice conversation with my landlord while cleaning your puke off my car
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We did lines off of a Whitney Houston CD case. That makes everything okay.
And it looks like I sent you 4 failed attempts at the word "hey." Sorry about that.
I just sent her mug shot out in a mass text because I hate her and her cocaine eyes are hilarious.
Honest opinion...too aggressive to bring the funnel out to the bar? Also just so you know im at the bar. with the funnel.
I dealt with the imported moonshine, but when the cocaine came out, I had to get the fuck out of there
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I wanna fuck that hideous moustache right off your face. get the confetti ready for the festivities
We could have mediocre awkward sex or mediocre stunted/awkward/uncomfortable banter. The possilities are relatively finite
You can either drink his whiskey or be a bitch. Doing both is just mean.
Gez, you make a couple noises and all of the sudden your the loud girl.
tell me about the eggs
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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