Where are you???
With some dude on the way to his house to blaze
You went back to a stranger's house????
He isn't a stranger...he used to be on kids, inc.
I love LA.
I would give my right arm to go back to college. Or maybe not. Would be kinda hard to pick up guys with one arm. Then again, knowin what I do now...I could take any freshman bithc with only one arm.
Just got a lecture from Dad about how I need to be more responsible and start buying my weed in larger quantities so that i can save money. Like he was serious and kind of disappointed in me for not adapting to his method earlier.
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
I don't remember his name but he sat in the bathroom and gave us both advice...
I'm more impressed with the spaghetti smoothie at the present moment.
can you go into shock from having too many orgasms? i think i went into shock.
i think my love is proven by the fact that i still want to have sex with you after this conversation
I started blowing him in North Dakota, and I finished the job in Minnesota. Oh, the places road head can take you.
2015 is the year I FINALLY ALMOST had enough dick to satisfy me.
He literally said from now on he's always banging chicks with asthma becuas it's such an ego booster
after the ketamine those signs on the bathroom door had little meaning to us
She was blacked out on the couch MASTURBATING and whispering to her boyfriend...who wasn't there. I yelled her name and she didn't even pause.
NOT PREGNANT HIGH FIVE!
Im gonna start dry humping the manequins and see if i get fired.
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