I googled Canada's legal age of consent. I have good news. It's 14. Justin Bieber here I come...
I don't think requesting him as a BBM contact is proper protocol following vomming in his bed.
do you think you could subtly ask him about the dimensions of his penis?
He texted me for a bootycall at 2:00am so I rolled outta bed and shaved my legs but then he decided he wasn't coming over...he lost his bootycall privileges
We were gonna play Truth or Dare but like 10 minutes in we decided to get naked and play Dare or Get the fuck out.
You did a jig for the bouncer when you saw him. Just reminding you.
My brain is foggy with friends reruns and him licking hummus off my tits.
If the cops knock on your door and ask if you saw anyone throw an orange out the window I was never there.
So I did end up texting him last night... I asked him how he felt about haircuts... not sure where I was going with that one?
How did work go after you told them you were in jail?
Great they tried to bail me out.
I JUST BROKE A NAIL MASTURBATING. WTF I could even enjoy my orgasm bc now I'm gonna have to spend $50 on my nails.
You'd be proud. Took my birth control today at 12:30 with a Budweiser. Guy across the bar saw and held his bottle up to salute me 😂
Like your dick isn't Beyoncé, it doesn't get close ups
She said my penis was powerful and magnificent
It's less than a hour into 2020 and I already want to punch some people in the face
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