but what if he tries to talk dirty to me with the lisp?
i have a "get your shit together" dinner with my parents tonight. After that ill be down to party
i just got painted green i'm not about to leave for anything
It's almost like sex with her has gotten boring... like it's still good, but the creativity is lacking... it's times like these that i wish she still wanted me to gag her
You sucked on the drag queens heel. It got that rough.
I'm really sorry I gave you road head last night and made you drive over and break the sprinkler system.
You could probably play six degrees of separation of my cock in this city.
Just heard the girl at the bar cuss her bf out and order a long island ice tea. Going to give it 5 min then I'm going in. See you on the other side.
The cops showed up and one of them got pushed in the pool. When he got out he looked really sad so I got him a towel and hugged him. He arrested all the underage drunkards but me.
Join us. We're on the roof drinking breakfast
I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
She just asked what would happen if you put a vacuum in your butt and turned it on. These are our conversations.
No no no he wouldn't talk to me before I showed his best friend how good I am at twerking
Also my roomate used some of my condoms so she gave me her hummus. Great trade
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