Reach down the front of your pants and feel around for a while. When you find your balls, leave the library and meet me at the bar.
i'm lost and i look like a hooker
just used a caramelizing gun to spark a bowl, i don't think today could get much better than this.
you yelled "who's job is it to keep me from breaking shit" and then immediately ripped off the molding as you fell down the stairs.
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I was informed last night that im not allowed to pick up the bouncers and carry them around anymore. Last sat is starting to make more sense
I know for sure he's a bro because he closed the door so my gf didn't see me hooking up with her cousin.
No it was the best sex I've had in months. Nothing turns me on more than getting rid of a boyfriend.
Piñatas plus fireworks don't mix well
By talk him into it I assume you mean blow him into it.
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Until you can top getting paid to have women tell you to check out their ass, my job will remain better than yours
Haha it's harder than you'd think to come up with ways to turn your penis into a Christmas drawing
I'm keeping both. The way I see it, boyfriends come and go, but a good dick is forever.
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
It baffles me why I still wear white underwear...
Shelly has the weirdest luck. Dude offered her a job riding a bucking bronco and it was not porn or stripping but an actual g-d cow.
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