my friend just told me "I dunno what u r doing but keep doing it cuz it makes u look fabulous"
LOL that's cool. Guess u r gonna have to keep doing me
so apparently telling her she could shit easier and therefore lose weight faster wasn't the best arguement for getting anal.
i seriously just saw a stripper from last weekend walk into the classroom next to me!!
Walk of shame... his parents made me go to church with them first. in my club top sweat pants and slippers. i just slapped god in the face
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I sat on his lap and we shared a beer. I feel like that's an invitation to his dick.
You don't put off sexcapades. Life lesson #1.
I think this agreement was sent by God. I get to do my own thing, get laid, and he still makes me breakfast in the morning.
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
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bought even stevens on dvd and enough weed and pizza bagels to last us a week.. ready to get snowed in?
I am in serious pain and you're making dick jokes. I hope you wind up with crotch rot.
Taking out my recycling and 90% of it is alcohol and cat food. I am judging myself.
I just spent 100$ at a sex shop to make myself feel better. And I signed you up to win 200$ so if you win, it's mine. And yes I'm serious.
its a recording of you guys having sex?!
its actually 30 minutes of him begging and then 2 minutes of sex.
Apparently i disappeared and no one found me until the morning , but i have fifty missed calls
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