do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
Are you with Adam and his vodka?
Yeswdsssss I masde his pickle gi away ans he go anbnoued
I'm convinced that Kathy Griffin and Andy Dick are the same person...
so she asked me if I thought she was fat and naturally I said no..... but I think she might catch on
who is she? I really hope you have an explanation cause either you think I'm fat or you're cheating on me
My body has become completely dependent on Text Twist. I can't poop without it.
Hey, my drug test is at 4:15 tomorrow. I'll meet you 5 minutes later.
she kept calling me pablo. i just went with it.
Bad breakup?
He posted a pic of me fully naked and smiling as he inserted a carrot into my vagina as my FB profile pic and then changed the PW, locking me out of my own account. So 500 of my closest friends, family, and coworkers now have that mental image of me on FB.
He picked up a chick with a line about the price of used cars in Sri Lanka and developing economies. Step it up.
This Alex the guy who suck your belly ring
I knew it was a bad night when the only thing I could remember was you force feeding me tortilla chips as I hugged the tire of my car and begged to have my stomach pumped.
After my lunch today, I've got $10 till Sunday night. I am losing at life.
Lesson learned:nothing good comes from an at home wax kit.
If you fucking touch my phone and text people, drunk or sober, ever again, i will shove a swizle stick up your pee hole.
He picked me up in Smart Car with the license plate “MYWHIP.” I think my ovaries shriveled up and died.
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