it was all good till he told me to dance slow and quiet
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
the last 2 times weve had drunk sex ive had to get the morning after pill.. he's turning into a real expensive fuck buddy.
they have a walk of shame score keeper on their fridge. I marked my tally for him on my way out..
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thanks. im glad you find me better in your comparison between me and fat girl porn.
im drinking tequila tonight so will you babysit my bra?
Remind me never to take that much Vicodin ever again. I laid in bed measuring my heart rate for an hour and a half because I was afraid it would stop.
There is an empty space on my boobs where glow paint should be.
yeah its nbd she just bit me in the face. be there soon
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I couldn't tell if they ere dancing or fucking but they won the costume contest
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
We climaxed at the same time during ain't no mountain high enough. Does it get more cheesy or domestic for a non relationship?
Handcuffs. Recoverd. I'm a goddamn detective.
Whatever he got a sick blow job and his high school fantasy was fulfilled
And that's what dreams are made of
*hilary duff crying in the background*
I burned my tit while he banged me and it was still the best kitchen sex EVER!!!
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