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you win
when she said she would show you her other bow, she ment she wanted you to bend her over and see the tattoo on her lower back you idiot
and I was crying with the towel lady in the bathroom of the bar about the tragedy in Haiti. Then we hugged before I left and I gave her 10 dollars.
i did make 45 jello shots and that makes me feel more productive then any paper would
what date should I let him know how fucked up I am?
i just got on a party bus. i think i left my belly button at the bar.
I can't leave. She doesn't trust me and my penis being out in the world without supervision.
Nobody knows who the hobo or dude who whipped out his balls is
BTW my friend remembers her as "the one with the pronounced chin"
Yeah, the email that I was sending to get an Escort for the weekend, copied and pasted to my boss, that should be interesting conversation, when I come back from Christmas vacation break.
Getting a blow job while breaking up with my gf helps cope with the pain... Kinda weird her best friend is giving me the BJ
I'm just the girl with the breathalyzer keychain, and I embrace that.
Was i rolling around in a parking lot last night
Cat needed to get out last night. Walking to the door was too much effort so I encouraged (pushed) him to leave via window.
Isn't your room on the second floor?
It was like he was 23 all over again. Madness. I. was. so. scared.
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