You're perfectly engineered for doggy style
I don't understand how people can have that much vomit in them
there is just no excuse for touching your mothers vagina.
sometimes you have to go after what you want
true. and i really want to cum
Just picture a dyson vacuum with razor blades. That's how it felt.
Dont get mad at me, it takes two to tango
IT TAKES ONE TO EJACULATE INTO THE OTHER WITHOUT CONSENT, AND SPOILER ALERT, ITS THE ONE WITH A SCROTUM FULL OF SEMEN.
She's just done the monthly not prego dance around our kitchen
All I know is that I woke up with my pajamas on inside out in front of a bowl of watered down kd. Sitting up. I didn't even make it to bed.
She just told me she thinks she bruised her labia in class
I'm going to be drunk and braless all weekend. Let the festivities begin!
The dog just shocked himself by peeing on Christmas lights, should I have saw that coming?
There needs to be a greeting card for "I miss having sex and smoking weed with you."
You talk the same way I hallucinate.
So then edible panties?
Jesus no he likes candy too much, I'd lose a lip
“On a break” is implied when it’s a Russian chick dressed as Black Widow wearing Minnie Mouse ears
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