"it" just moved
He wanted me to blow him while he was playing guitar hero. there will not be a second date
you did pass out in the elevator last night, so it could be motion sickness
I've never had a woman show me her venereal disease results in a bar before.
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well I mean we knew we had more drinkers than runners, so we had a "case race for the cure" for relay for life instead of an actual marathon. day drinking and philanthropy. can't go wrong.
It's called penis withdraw. Or alcoholism. I get them confused these days.
We've gotten 3 pitchers already by trading for CUPCAKES
Last thing I remember is beer bonging sangria. Dear God.
So basically, I've just woken up in another random bed and I go to get my pants and he's wearing them. Like my underwear is in them... What the fuck is wrong with my life?
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She's on her way over to shave my year round sweater vest into a festive argyle sweater vest. Keeper?
We had sex in the church bell tower and somehow it still feels right.
We watched X-Files, ate pizza, and he played with my butt. It was a pretty standard Monday.
All I'm saying is Europe has not been easy on my vagina.
I think I'm emotionally ready to start being a slut again. I'm excited.
All I remember was my mom walking through the door, and then me asking her if she wanted a hit.
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