If its called oral, why is it so hard to talk?
My gaydar just like overheated and exploded watching the male figure skaters on the olympics
I love wearing low cut shirts cuz then when class gets boring, I can look down and admire my breasts.
Quiet hours sex sucks. I hate finals.
It feels like Jesus smacked me in the face with the new testament for drinking so much last night
Both he AND his 17 year old son were hitting on me... I'm bridging generational gaps
i was laying in her brothers bed, in his old room. and i kept getting the chills. i didn't know if it was a draft or the ghosts of BJ's past.
so hungover. i just puked at the sight of the beer emoticon you sent me.
sometimes it's just necessary to be your own gyno when you're too afraid to tell your mom about your real life
I'm just opting for alcohol abuse, ramen and cuddling with my dog for now.
I'm getting paid over-time to sit on reddit and look at dicks and abs all day. I'm really happy right now.
I HAVE DISCOVERED LONDON AND IT FILLS ME WITH JOY
Just woke up with only a scarf and my uggs on. i hate partying naked in winter.
I put on a face mask and masturbated for an hour... my face now has a green tint
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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