My mind said no, but my drink said yes.
And God said, "Let there be Twilight," and it was so.
I should injure you considerably.
....ANDDD I just became confused during sexting and sent my mother a text describing a "porno-worthy cum shot."
everyone made a circle around them and startd chanting fight fight. they wernt fighting, they were dry humping
jersey shore drinking game rules must be edited. almost died. how is it possible for a person to say guido that many times
And to think..we used to do everything sober...
To this day, he introduces me as "the girl I met climbing trees at 3 A.M."
check off brunette on the list of girls tht hit me with there cars and then fucked me later
I figure a girl that drinks as much as I do should always have pregnancy tests on hand
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
We also had a full on debate about how realistic and useful teleportation and time travel would be...and only used Twilight Zone episodes as "scientific evidence"
I just got the two most enjoyable things in life in one... Weed delivered in bubble wrap.
you said you couldn't hang because you had to masturbate and feed your lizard
And I made some girl take out the trash, load and unload the dishwasher, swifter, and clean the counters. So don't act like I don't do anything.
You know you started drinking too early in the day when you have a hangover at midnight
thats called having FUN
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