shes hot in the i'd deny it if anyone asked kinda way
the entire time we were hooking up i couldn't stop thinking about the bengals. thoughts?
Too late, the blunt's already in my cleavage
Question. Will thrown up fruit loops go down the shower drain?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
I have sand in every orifice, there are bruises everywhere, and I smell like a distillery. I love summer.
It's like salsa. But with balls in it. I like to call it balsa
Dude i swear to christ if he sends me one more pic of a "magnificent dump" im changing my number
Is it really road head if took place on kayaks in the river?
I woke up naked on his boat with a cowboy hat on with a boat cover over me... Thank you tequila!
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Medically speaking as your gynecologist and your girlfriend, that is not a rash.
And we're breaking up
Banana suit guy has an entourage and they're all douchebags. There is no god.
Fuck you fireball...just straight up fuck out of here
Are you ok?
They gave me a cat until I fall asleep. His name is fluffy because he's fluffy.
Blizzard, Hour 9: I'm 7 beers deep and have finished Ninja Turtles. I am listening to the NYPD and Nassau Fire Dept pipes and drums and writing new drum scores in my head, which I may or may not remember tomorrow
So there we are, fucking beneath the Christmas tree and I glance up and see one of the local Jehovah's witnesses staring in horror through the decorative glass in the front door. I'm so proud of us.
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