wouldn't it be funny if when girls shaved their vaginas, they gave them sideburns?
It's like a choose-your-own-adventure. But the adventure is already chosen for you. And it sucks.
It didn't go so well. He got drunk and asked my dad if 'front or back' virginity mattered more.
You were pretty fucked up... decided playing hopscotch down the stairs was an excellent idea.. it was extremely entertaining
She looked like a pterodactyl.....but dude i love dinosaurs
I left myself a trail of jello shots, that ended at his door. OR maybe he left me a trail of jello shots at his door. DO I GO IN!?
She just asked me if I was looser "in the vagina" than her. While gyrating.
You just made it sound like a children's toy! It's a functioning body organ, my vagina is not a gameboy!!!
If you don't want me in your apartment then lock your door better
what compelled you to fill her bra with pudding and freeze it in the first place?
i might remember if i didn't get knocked out with it later that day.
Im hitting on this chick at a stoplight when all the sudden. i notice this chick blowing some dude in the backseat.
You should help rebuild my confidence with your dick. Altruism: Pass it on.
OK BUT WHO THE FUCK FORGTS A LIVE CHICKEN IN MY HOUSE
He's smoked my weed, stolen my cigarettes, and used my campus cash, but I try to initiate sex and NOWWW he's all "As your RA, that's a line I can't cross"
Rough birthday weekend. Eating McDonalds in the shower and used a fifth of sky as a pillow last night
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