do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
you might get a letter about the baby you put in me. i was mad when i sent it.
this kid at 40 friday greeted another kid by saying "heeey farmville neighbor"
dude.
yep. needless to say i didn't meet anyone and spent yet another friday night masturbating.
The visine ive been using for four yrs expired. in sept. of 2001.....i will never question my eye problems again.
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Have you seen my high heels that I wore out?
You mean the one that you threw at the parked cop car or the one in the microwave?
currently wearing a football players overly sized underwear. discovered a shot count on my leg. I'm a tank hahahhh
Drinking franzia alone at noon watching a cheese themed episode of "The Chew" I'm ready to admit I need a job.
I asked a lamppost to be my valentine. Also: I'm wearing a sombrero. We need more sombrero in our lives.
Are you still crying. What are you doing. Have 10 shots of tequila.
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Dressing as mugato from zoolander Halloween you may want to be the hand model. We can get you a fish bowl filled with Clementine Vodka and soda you can put your hand in.
Dude! We had to write our address on your arm in permanent marker so you wouldn't get lost. You just showed the cabbie your arm and he drove you! Nice guy.
FUCK the WHO, FUCK cancer, I'm gonna eat fucking bacon.
Wow two curved penises in one weekend. I feel like this may be good luck. Like finding a four leaf clover
I think I recall josh coming in to the room to tuck us in and give us a few condoms and I threw them back all furious and told him 'we don't use those.' Oh god
all i remember is walking home without my pants on... when i woke up i was sleeping in between my parents in their bed, no more whiskey wednesdays
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