Fuck that. Livers are so overdramatic and attention hungry.
Yea...but the guy who is beating me has a ponytail. So actually, I'm the winner here.
i'm using a wine bottle as a spitter. how classy is that.
finally stumbled home. 4am. made it to the bathroom and threw up. the cat came in,s aw me, looked at the vom in disgust, and then threw up too. its nice to have such sympathetic pets.
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I saw your arrest video on youtube. you look so thin!
my mom sold the house because of the grow room the couple saw i had in the basement.
But i guess when you use blowjob as a verb you are entitled to some language allowances
Let's just say, at one point i got woken up at 4am by a naked guy who was offering me steak, in a cup.
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
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we broke up because he couldn't handle the fact that i've slept with more girls than he has. also, i've slept with the girl he's seeing now.
Just had a threesome. Girlfriend wasn't a part of it. Broke up with her by sending her a picture of it. Hell is going to be awesome
Don't let me publish my memoir unless "hurt my ankle drunk irish dancing" is at least the title of a chapter because that is really the whole story of my life.
Yes. I am out of condoms. I kept filling them with glow paint and playing with them when I was on mushrooms, which resulted in me having unprotected sex last weekend
I hate when I wake up and find my vibrator next to me. Such a waste of an orgasm...getting myself off in my sleep and not remembering
that guy was staring at your tits.
nah, more like they were staring at him, and his girlfriend, and her less than adequate bosom. they pitied the fool.
point taken, oh mistress of the bosoms.
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