he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
So the waitress at the Chinese Buffet totally just said "Adios" to a Hispanic couple. There's something you don't see every day.
im so drunk with asians
where?
always
he asked me if i had ever jacked off high and then referred to it as a "man-to-man question"
can i drink enough to forget this semester even happened?
Doing lines of coke with a $100 dollar bill off a 6in x 9in photo of your childhood self really tells you where you where you've gotten in life.
You were fucked up like a footballbat trying to eat gum off your shoe. And that wasn't even the nights lowest point.
I actually took a sword out of your hands. You were samurai slashing lemons to make chasers.
i just remember sliding through the snow and yelling i love america before puking on the oncoming cars
Caleb has a beard comb now. Also I have a pube comb now too. May or may not be related incidents
I just spent my entire state tax return on sex toys
I woke up last night a kitchen floor with my shirt off and I love America written on my leg in eye liner
I'm upset for all the future generations who can't drunkenly get cheesy bread
Maybe? I'm not shaving my pubes for a maybe type of night.
They made the paper for stealing gnomes. I fucked a local celebrity.
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