I sometimes wonder how many of the girls I know have done anal...and why none of them have ever dated me.
i'm pretty sure god just pointed at me and laughed
There is a girl in bio drinking beer out of a starbucks cup with a straw
I am growing concerned with the number of people here in cowboy hats
she was sobbing drunk in the backseat about her dead cat and how the guy in the front seat didn't want to hook up with her
He compliments me like a gay guy and fucks me like a starved nympho. I'm in love.
5am, I am wayy too drunk for this. Hookers came out of nowhere. They're like ninjas. Some poor soul got the fat one, tomorrow's going to be interesting...
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
I bought him bourbon as a thank you for his apology. What is wrong with me?
No padding. I spent my whole summer with my nips out. October don't need that too.
Best sex of my life. But I think it's because I like his apartment. Really nice bed sheets. High vaulted ceilings. I wanted to lay there forever.
You're getting old. Was it located in a nice school district for your future offspring?
just had sex in my dorm hall public bathroom while wearing my favorite cat sweater. tonight was a win
We hooked up last night. I think it was great for our friendship.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
sometime during the night he found me in the empty hotttub singing marvins room in only my bra.
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