I'm skeptical of all drag queens.
Come home. Power Hour by yourself is only fun for the first 10 minutes.
The water bill last month was outrageous. We have got to stop fucking for hours in the shower
he stopped talking to me after i tried to use his body as a surf board
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For the record, saying you're friends with the owner doesn't work when the owner is the one throwing you out.
I don't even know where to begin....there's queso sauce and public hair stuck to everything
I have to take a quiz before midnight. Trying to decided if its a better idea to take it now when I'm stoned or later when I'm drunk.
I have a taco in my pocket for later because I am a practical drunk
This girl braided my pubes while i was asleep. Now i cant get them undone.
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so when he he finally wandered back into the room it was with a pound of cream cheese which he ate in 5 minutes flat and then passed out
I want to get up and tell you that smells delicious but I'm struggling with the idea of pants
Well, I'm most mad that he lied to you (about being married)...but the CAT THING IS A CLOSE SECOND
Who brings nunchucks to a funeral?
I'd say I was is in rare form last night but it's becoming pretty common.
we promised ourselves we wouldn't get too drunk, and what happens? I wake up the next morning with half a mcdouble in one pocket and some barbie clothes in the other.
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