I think getting shot is the thing to do in Brooklyn
I love the "adulterer" look on you. It's hot.
Its part of my fall instant classic line.
Not too sure about the toy story pull ups. The kids point to their crotch all day and say woody.
There was a note in my hello kitty underwear telling me "don't go over 9000"
Sorry I was drunk and left blood all over your back seat I was pretending to be in private Rayan and used your thong as a bandage
Or I could just give you a blow job and make it up to you.
No, that's okay. Don't worry about it.
Going once.....twice.........sold to the girl who didn't really wanna do it anyway.
He's hot though. It's not like he JUST got out of prison. That was like months ago
I didn't even realize I grinded on a security guard last night. Shit. Did he at least like it?
You fed me pizza off a sword last night.
Gonna be hard to top last New Year's Eve when the guy I blew came at midnight
I could tell you were slightly drunk by the time you started having a conversation with my tiki torch
You have talents. You got me laid two weekends in a row in two different cities.
Certain restrictions may apply. Common side effects of sex with me include unbridled joy, a healthy glow, soreness and the inability to walk for short to long amounts of time. If any of these side effects occur please consult your physician, so he/she can prescribe me a "high-five".
Yah. Then he started clapping my boobs together in his hands and started shouting "the seas are angry!"
ARE YOU DEAD? TEXT Y FOR YES OR N FOR NO.
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