the more pounds shes got the more points. bonus points awarded for specialty moves used. aka broken cowboy, tobogan, dutch oven, or brazilian fake out.
ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
Well that's not true. She had two social skills. She kept them in her bra
clearly I should have checked to see if he was an NRA member before I went back to his house and woke up in Heston's haven.
Yeah i wasn't gonna go out but then i was like im not gonna get my dick wet stayin at home studying
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
we made it to hole 3 and then just sat down on the fairway and finished off our case....cheered on other golfers as we let them play through.
On the bright side his mom approves of me. Though it's apparently because she sleeps with married men and has a soft spot for "fellow homewreckers"
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
I want a bunch of melted cheese. or a penis. or a penis covered in melted cheese
Your fuck buddy is making you watch the OC. I think that counts as strings attached.
I've been smoking weed using candles all week and I just found a lighter. This may truly be the happiest moment of my life. It's embarrassing how excited I got
His beard looks like it smells like beer, cocaine and old pussy juice
I thought it turned out lovely. You got to see me almost naked and I got to be stoned to the point I was content with
Wtf when were you almost naked??
He can sense you did cocaine and had park sex with a large ginger from Australia last night.
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