Bitch is talking to much, howd u ever get her 2 shut up?
It's worth it.
How worth it?
Back door worth it
she sounds like chewbacca in bed
dpoing straight shots of jhameson. boys are imp ressed. i apologize
And my fence, why is part of it on the roof?
I decided to follow my clitoris instead of my heart.
I started making breakfast to subdue the hangover and last of the shrooms and only got as far as eating a half frozen pierogi out of a dixie cup.
If this outfit doesn't get me pregnant tonight I don't know what will...
You'd be amazed at how difficult it is to find pics of the helicopter dick
I am very proud of your internet skills
The things i do for you...I put all those condoms on a bed, complete with girl, and you sleep in the bathroom
You kept yelling in my face " YOU'RE GONNA HAVE TO SUCK A DICK TONIGHT!"
My roommate has gone Christmas crazy. It looks like Jack Frost came all over my living room. Wanna come fuck me in the fake snow by the fireplace?
I wish you looked at me the way you looked at my brothers penis
Good friends chat about sex - great friends ask about safe words.
I will literally have glitter in my crotch for weeks.
When you realized the door was unlocked, you did the mission impossible yheme song and snuck into the bathroom. And continued it while you peed.
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