Omg I def was not. I wasn't that drunk. I showed that I stuff my bra but I didn't whip my tit out.
i hate when u poo a lot and when u wipe theres no poopy residue on the TP. it makes me feel like my butt hole is hiding something from me. just had 2tell sum1.
She has a concussion we think. Dancing to barbie girl.
I got mine. It's a truly beautiful penis. Plus he pulled his tongue muscle on my vagina.
no more heavy drinking durning the lady that cleans the office told me i have to emtpy my own thrash if i puke in it
I will give you 100$, a blow job a day for a month and I will shave my legs according to societal standards until next November if you come recuse me from my night class right NOW.
Out of all the people in the house to show their tits at mcdonalds to try and get free food, they picked those two?
I hate find pieces of condom wrappers on carpet. It's like god is throwing flakes of shame for me to vacuum up
Well. Your father was, shall we say, privately surfing the Internet when he found a video of you and Kevin. This was on a very public website honey.
By the way, Kevin! OMG good catch honey!
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
But yeah, that is officially the new "I just came" picture
Also food confession I ate an entire bag of starburst jelly beans today. and a plan B. All around think I hit all my nutrients
What'd I miss?
Erotic hypnosis and studded dog collars.
Stop letting me drink while doing my makeup. I think I used sharpie for eyeliner.
I wanna get to the point where I can just send a question mark and get an exclamation point in response
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