i can't believe i never thought of this: farticle man
Whenever I'm sad I just imagine if babies were born with mustaches...
is this the sara with the beer cane?
Plotting your own moral demise should not be this fun
Dude she was 62...with a boob job. And I'm proud to say I made out with that.
He puked in the funnel and continued to chug it. Who is this dude?
Y'know, "Class cancelled because Professor is stuck in Mexico," is not something I expected in college. Let alone, "Professor is stuck in Mexico, AGAIN."
Given everything we have talked about, is it wrong to ask you to be faithful to me, despite still dating him?
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
Your headphones are on the door knob and I left you a burger on the door step.
All I know is I want him to tie me up at least twice a week and I have an overwhelming urge to cook for him. Could this be love? I'm so confused....
Life is so difficult sometimes. Can you imagine? Going through life, constantly creating boners everywhere you go.
How about to stay friends we only have sex on our birthdays. Maybe national holidays too. And days we get really drunk. Wanna get really drunk?
The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
Can we skype so I'm not drinking alone?
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