woke up 7 floors down in the lobby...i my underwear. New high or new low?
New experience?
Do you ever think that bumblebee is the gay transformer?
Every day of my life.
Someone carved 'Hank' in all caps in the snow outside my apartment building so naturally I turned the capital H into a K and added an S to the front.
I think college has really matured you.
He was a level 5 clinger dude i dont need to be told how ridiculously awesome i am all the time, if so id just hang out with my mom
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when did my "fat clothes" just become my clothes...diet starts tomorrow
So you had sex with my brother?
It sounds like you dont need me to answer that.
I was pissed last night bc this girl didn't want to have sex but offered to reimburse me for the condoms. That just made me upset
Normally I would go for him, but there's just way too much vodka under the bridge for that
You might call them booze related cuts, I call it "partying so hard you sweat blood"
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I don't care how much you're grieving a loss, masturbating off the side of a roof is not acceptable mourning behavior.
Trying to put a fitted sheet on drunk is one of the boss levels of slutty adulthood.
I gave him head during Pitch Perfect 2, I felt like the Bella's were cheering me on with their back up tunes
now to finish some work and then i think i'll work out. or garden. or at the very least I'll continue eating frozen grapes and take more drugs
so hungover. idk whos house or comp im on
Soooooooo high. David tried to rinse the water droplets out of the sink for 5 minutes
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