Go to google and type XXX
.......Is that how you look for porn?
he puts the penis in happiness.
sleeping like a two year old who chased ambien with a bottle of whiskey.
White Russians with skim milk. Fuck I'm healthy.
I'd steal beers with my tail. If I were a monkey.
After she saw a msg in his phone from me that listed the reasons why I love his cock, I don't think I can deny fucking her ex.
Nothing says never again like hurling in the shower.
I'm currently looking on facebook to see how slutty the girls from my kindergarden class are now. I have a problem.
BUT I think maybe Thursday in celebration of America we should probably tan and see how fast we can finish everything in the liquor cabinet.
Why is your solution always to masturbate
Because it usually works
Visions of polite missionary are dancing in my head right now kinda and it alarms me
Have you ever tried to have sex with a fairy? My penis is literally bigger than her.
I was on antibiotics for a bladder infection and couldn't drink and you told me there was no longer room in your life for me.
Everything isn’t always sunshine & rainbows. Sometimes there’s tequila.
we've talked on the toilet we're linked now
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