i hate that site..its like every vagina you dont wanna see
1. No more tequila 2. Why do you let me say slutty things? 3. I woke up and our apartment was covered in cake? 4. Love you
Today a TA in one of my classes told me he thought I was 35 and going back to school as an adult learner. Alcohol is working me.
we were pretty classy up until the second keg
I've been here 20 minutes and some creepy old man told me he wanted to know what my insides felt like. I hate gay bars.
She's been divorced three times and use to raise cock fighters. Of course I'm interested in her
what kind of wine goes with anal sex and shame?
I'm puking to John Mayor, save me. Or at least change it to somethong beyyt
there is no excuse for him not showing up to my st. patrick's day party. i touch his dick. i get him on the high holidays.
Drunk. The frashmen love me. Give them. Toilrt paper. And shiots
I couldn't help thinking that my sock monkey was judging me
There was booze on his face and I wanted it. I'm not sorry.
Is selling savings bonds for acid money something a normal person does?
Wanna meet at the diner for breakfast? all I've eaten in the past 24 hours is glitter and penis. starvingg.
Just think how much she’ll hate me when she finds out I fucked her father
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