She was adopted and used to dance at Sapphire. just my speed.
my phone calendar just alerted me that it's "weed time" in 15 minutes. do not remember setting that alert last night...
My little brother got home at 4am too, we drunk ate together. It was a kodak moment.
Lesbians. Lesbians everywhere.
And when we woke up we made beer pancakes. Great start to a family picture day.
Good news: he out-ran the campus police. Bad news: they were chasing him toward the REAL police.
we have to top last new years. except im not ready for jail. that can wait a couple years
im like basted in vodka, i went tanning and it was like i was an alcoholic turkey being cooked in a locker of doom
Juss got out of jail; shes still in there tryin to sing her abc's backwards bc the cops neva asked her too... Whebever she gets to t she starts singin the tequilla song
And THIS is why we get drunk. No good story, documentation, or event happens by eating a salad. Alcohol consumption leads to good things
The fun I thought I would be having now when I was six is vastly different from what I am currently doing. Hurraaay sex and vicodin.
All I am going to say is this: I woke up with lots of bruises on my knees from running around on all fours being a 'dinosaur'. Either girls night in went terribly wrong or terribly right.
There is a goat eating lettuce out of our fridge. Do you wanna grab a bloody mary?
I'll never lecture you, go get that dick baby girl make momma proud,I didn't raise no quitter
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