the crunchwrap supreme is the def leppard of the taco bell menu
which is why it's clearly superior
2 v-cards in one night. impossible is nothing.
i just got cum up my nose. i would have expected more from the captain of the men's lacrosse team
almost passed out on the way to class today.. laid down in a construction site. bad idea
did you really just refer to me me as an old fashioned penis?
Needless to say they were not happy to find out that we braided their hair together, when one of them woke up needing to puke bad
It's all good. The CSI guy came and I played the theme song while he in was in our place. The cops even laughed.
Every time you started making out for him we all cheered for you... that's what sorority sisters do - they cheer you on when you make bad life decisions at the bar.
I haven't even booked my flights yet and I have my drug supply sorted
"It's not a date, we're just spending the entire day at a concert and then getting high together." Awesome.
You have found the Promised Land of friend zones
Literally got mad at him this morning because we didn't have time to have sex for a third time. I think I'm getting greedy.
Somehow I just turned an entire McDonald's bag upside down in my car and not a single fry fell out. The Lord really does work in mysterious ways.
Last thing I remember at your house last night is your dad leaning on the beer pong table and saying "you guys can fucking party"
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
My professor is wearing skinny jeans, orange socks and just said penetration. I don't know what to think
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