While sitting in bed naked eating ramen and watching the colbert report I realize why random sex happens.
hapi new year, hope this year brings u happiness and lots of sexi people ;)
stop writing like that.
It was either a cute kinda butch tomgirl or a really fem guy. Either way, I made out with it. Bisexuality, my best friend.
i can't sleep with him. he has a scrapbook from the girl he lost his virginity to.
I don't know how I'm boarding the plane tomorrow. I have my car registration.
Have you ever tried running while drinking 151?
He burnt a smiley face into the screen with a cigarette, peed in my tub and then tried to take off his pants. tried...
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
Just had the moment before I realised I'd packed you off in an ambulance last night after funnel-feeding you Monster and vodka. Your mom thinks I'm a dick doesn't she?
Carpeing THE FUCK out of that diem
Calling a preemptive no homo on tonight's activities
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
He said the pain stops when I get my shit together and stop being a drugged out alcoholic mess. Could have just said no.
I can already feel the hangover I'll be having on New Year's Day. I don't know if I'm prepared for this.
I've sent two unsolicited tit pictures in less than 24 hours. I'm the female version of a fuckboy.
Randomize
