I fucked him in a hamburger. literally. he has a hamburger bed.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
How bad is it I'm looking at his cock while waiting to see my therapist?
....she made me stop for like 3 minutes so she could talk to her cat....
How early is too early for a booty call on a Monday night?
I love when groups of boys part so I can walk through. It's like a red sea of penises, and I am their Moses.
It's cuz all she eats is salt lick, human souls, and fast food
I'm sorry your Amazon says buttplugs now
I just really wish I could go back and unsex him. Waste of my vagina.
I someohow managed to lose my butt plug in tne midst of moving to B.C. and I am not a happy camper.
I used my mad pharmacist skills to turn ordinary birth control into morning after. I think my professors would be proud.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
I was literally so lonely last night that I stopped watching a video on porn hub and just read the comments
I woke up on the couch screaming in pain. I don't know how ended up there or why my foot was double the size. all I know is I'm now in a cast and never drinking tequila again. worst hangover ever.
New rock bottom. Woke up at 7 am fully clothed in a bathtub full of water. I hate myself.
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