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• (229): View more from Georgia

  this guy at work is bossing me around at work. He is 24 and still has highlights and spikes his hair.

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  You're getting bossed around by a 1999 Highschool Yearbook picture?

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• (601): View more from Mississippi

  you convinced me to pee myself because I was wearing dark jeans.

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• (518): View more from New York

  he said 'i love fucking you, ashley'. it was the most romantic thing he's said during sex because he actually used my name.

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• (814): View more from Pennsylvania

  No, this time she was diabetic. I think I fucked her into diabetic shock.

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"

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• (602): View more from Arizona

  I'm not embarrassed about the lap dance. I'm embarrassed for the singing during.

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• (830): View more from Texas

  I think I'm going to postpone my photo shoot until my Gpa dies. I don't want to be in lingerie and stripper heels when I finally get the call

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• (316): View more from Kansas

  Found half of a five day old piece of pizza behind my dresser. Apparently it was drunkenly set there and got knocked down. It was such a happy reminder of last weekend.

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  I found a cheeseburger next to my tub once. It's there to shame you, but it always just makes me feel more awesome.

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• (902): View more from Pr Edwrd Is, Nva Sctia

  I think the exact words were 'I'd lett him to the weirdest shit to me'

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• (608): View more from Wisconsin

  I'm trying to get WebMD to diagnose me with a hangover

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• (831): View more from California

  So as a result of a tragic manscaping accident I've had to shave all the hair off of my legs. The result is... not great

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• (802): View more from Vermont

  I'll do my best. he just keeps yelling beer and doing dick helicopters

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• (941): View more from Florida

  Me and some guy are crying in a port a potty together after another guy broke up with both of us.

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• (203): View more from Connecticut

  These snow days are takeing a toll on my liver

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• (401): View more from Rhode Island

  Turns out that fresh outta jail dick is quite something.

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