How, after 24 years of life, did I manage to revisit breastmilk
so when i dont talk to her she talks to herself...idk whats worse
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
I don't want to talk about it but I will say, that was the best two headed $68 blowjob. Ever.
Hahhaha I literally just rolled outta bed and went to get beer in my pj's and slippers. God I love graduating
i'm sitting in class and looking at who would die if all the fans suddenly fell from the ceiling. i guess i have next year to pass history..
Zach is always passed out on the floor somewhere.face down in a puddle of his own absurdity
He said to use 30 racks as chairs and then drink til we fall thru the box
This is the most boring acid ever. I feel like a child. But thats okay, I've been a child before, its nothing new.
Oh my god, I totally forgot we call your penis "Godzilla's Tail".
Sorry, I thought I responded to your question. My name is Jon, we kinda had a sleepover at your friends place in OC. Don't know if you remember me, you were "dick chugging" like there was no tomorrow last night.
Are we gonna talk about that cunnilingus snap
Talked to the dude for a hour . I now know where he lives, his occupation, his goals, his dreams and what his dick looks like.
lmao he sent me a snapped but i'm afraid to open.
i think i have dick pic PTSD.
My makeup bag looks like it has lips and wants to sing to me... Too high?
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