her nipple to breast ratio was just odd
he shaved USA in his pubs
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
he was lying next to me and i saw him text "score" to someone.
Lost is over, my longest committed relationship is coming to an end.
i had to take off my light up shamrock necklaces, my professor was getting suspicious.
FYI I just found your friend. Asleep. In. My. Kayak. In. Pool.
YOU WERE HAVING SEX IN THE SAME BED I WAS SLEEPING IN. AND YOU GRABBED MY HAIR. OF COURSE I'M PISSED.
Nothing motivates a person to clean their apartment like puking up cheese ravioli beer-tequila chicken wings for eight hours.
Haunted Houses: fun, lame, or love to sneak off and get fingered in the dark alley way?
Man my junk looks like a mangled grapefruit right now, this shit sucks.
Did you take the bag w/your drugs & cookie cutter?
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
I feel like with a dick like that he could of done more with it
HE CALLED HIMSELF HOT BAR GUY.
If I remember correctly he wasn’t
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