I'm sitting at the gyno watching cnn in the waiting room
Everyone is walking funny when they come out, ugh I'm not looking forward to this
I'm afraid that if I tell my sister I think Zachary Quinto is gay I'll have to put her on suicide watch for the next week or so
I just want to make him a cookie cake that says "you have no chance with me."
I knew the cheap date at Taco Bell would backfire because it makes even the most pre-cautious girls involuntary fart in public
I mean can we take a second to high five on our sex life? I love us.
You tried to sled down the middle of the street. In. Your. Coat. Of course you are bruised.
You said you wanted to start a restaurant called 'Barbecue' where everything is barbecued. You sounded really proud of your concept.
My night ended with Em alternately crying and throwing up in the arms of a guy wearing a cutoff and a tiara. I sat holding a garbage can and wine glass full of water wondering how our night got to this point.
I feel like our low point of the night was when we had to start chasing with ice cubes and wheat thins.
Only I could get hit on by homophobic straight guys in a drag bar.
I could teach a class on "expressing your thanks through photos taken of yourself in the shower"
with the possibility that i could very easily fall in love with him and i've actually talked to my HUSBAND about it
I guess there's no delicate way to say "I'm 90% sure I sucked his dick in the bathroom of the bar."
He's mad at me because I said I wouldn't date him if his dick was smaller. I fail to see the issue
Refresh my memory....were we forced to leave or did we choose to leave?
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