I just put out an orange level terrorist threat on her punani
I need to stop making out with boys in plain view of half my class.
He looked like Harry Potter. I had to do it.
It was the gentlest way I could hit on a girl who just got hit by a car
let's put it this way: i'm gonna stop drinking and get a gym membership. she's that hot
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
know what the best part about malls are? standing on the upper level and boob gazing
Do you remember calling yourself Captain Cockblock and openly giving out everyones sexual history? Because you did.
Its only fair we share our golden vaginas with the world. It would be selfish if we didn't.
I woke up because a stranger was shoving an already lit bowl into my mouth. Spring break is awesome
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
WHAT IS HAPPENING
A FLOCK OF DICKS IS MIGRATING TOWARDS US.
Why is there cereal literally EVERYWHERE?
It didn't follow directions.
THAT'S MY GIRL
KICKING BUT AND GETTING PEOPLE INTOXICATED
The party bus is stocked with 5 hour energies and beer and someone handing out adderall. Best. Wedding. Ever.
She called a 10 year old handsome and we gave her a look that was equal parts confused and “what the hell is wrong with you”
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