The more I sober up, the more sick I am/realize how weird dancing around a wine bottle was
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
Hhahaha he is. Omg the new polish friend just took his pants off in front of me. There is something wrong with this nationality.
You actually went to class. Im eating dry cereal naked and watching bring it on.
She sucked my dick while i watched james bond. And they say marriage sucks
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
At front desk. Got a beer drinking pigeon.
I came back and almost ran over two people passed out in my driveway I've never met before in my life
Just wanted to say a big ole FUCK YOU for coming out to mom the day before I have to drive with her for 6 hours. Ass hat.
dying me prepared for dead me... i woke up with my laptop open to the last snl episode, a bottle of gatorade, advil and a bag of chocolate all next to me
Under no circumstances is tits McGee to make that kind of decision about my life!
I love the barter system - he got laid and I got him to bring me some ibuprofen. A win-win really.
Well, I was giving him a handy and I sighed in boredom. He heard. I had to fake moaning sounds after he asked if I sighed.
All I want right now is a waffle and some fried chicken and a penis.
I'm going to use this quarantine time to improve my blowjob skills.
Randomize
