Weren't you self-described as an 'arab' slut?
No?
Well my cheeks are red now
I*** M*****, this is your dignity texting you. I ditched you when you started hitting on bros and old sailor men last night. My friend Sarah has pictures to prove it.
Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
Vanillla milkshakes are the new Gold Bond. Will explain later.
there's nothing like that first "just failed out of my program" beer
that girl is introducing herself into your group of friends one dick at a time.
FYI you just passed out mid-blow job. Consider this my letter of resignation.
He came in like 30 seconds. That's how I know he hasn't been cheating on me while I've been gone
apologized to him about 10 times for being drunk. told him about 15 times that he was "really pretty"
I just saw her take the entire bowl of lime wedges from the bar and pour them all in her purse, and now using the empty bowl as a hat. Waiting for security to come and throw her ass out.
If graduating leads me to stop getting naked at inappropriate times in public places I'm going to be pissed
Now back to adults eating hotdogs.
That boy has a whole ocean of crazy lying just beneath the surface waiting to rise up, he's like the tar sands of crazy
Please tell me you've ingested more than weed and Oreos today
She yanked on my limp dick and I yelped, to which she slurred something about starting it like a lawn mower
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