That guy over there looks like a cartoon/action figure.
omg, i know.
we're too high.
Iranian Rapper, camaroonian basketball player, mexican i forget and indian doctor....this one looks the best on paper.
You yelled "GET TO DA CHOPPA" and burst through her screen door and disappeared into the night. With the goose.
You're telling me you've never sent a picture of your cock to a girl and then were all like "Oops, sorry, wrong person! By the way...You like?"
It's like the sisterhood of the traveling vaginas over here
I'm just saying, no one has ever made me laugh or cum as hard as you do. Sometimes at the same time which I didn't know was possible. Is there even a word for that besides love?
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
I just had sex over my oven then high fived the guy. It's going to be a good year.
I just had to take a picture of someone whose testicles are bigger than my fists combined. Living the dream.
He's tying my arms above my head and all I can think is that I should've shaved my armpits
I've never been so excited to have my ass in so much pain.
you ever just feel like an organ is failing?
I apparently asked the bartender for a plastic bag and told her I was gunna puke then grabbed two handles from the bar then put the handles in the plastic bag and left.....
yo dude not sure how this happened but im drunk at your house eating burritos with your mom and sister. hope you're having fun in new zealand
If my vagina was a person it would have a bandage around its head and it's arm in a sling rn
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