i'm sorry if your life is a sore subject
How do I say "sorry I gave you and your sister herpes" in German?
Woke up in a different state, wearing only a bk crown. My boxers are in a tree and I think I went to the hospital last night.....
I told you not to do acid with the girl who works the late shift at 7-11
disregard all texts ive sent you minus taco motherfucking bell
Pretty much gone. He was in the backseat and kept whispering that his "toes felt like pigtails"
This might sound awkward, but can I borrow a dildo for class?
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
Eberyones makin fun of me cuz I found a snail and caught him and put him in a bocks for u
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i loe djcudia fjxos rue.
Quite frankly, I consider the fact that I'm NOT pregnant one of my greatest achievements and I'd like to chronicle that ongoing success. I'm going to post pictures of me at "0 weeks" once a week.
He acted like he was sleep fucking because I woke up to him screwing me in the middle of the night and he had is eyes closed and was mumbling things the whole time and wouldn't respond to me.
Is that even possible?
I called him by the wrong name to test him and he instantly stopped, rolled over and acted like he was still sleeping...I think he might break up with me tomorrow.
Is it possible to rally from a drunken seizure?
It's amazing what a couple of orgasms can do for a girls demeanor.
I think we should have a sex position advent calendar
I know you want to take a pregnancy test, but could you wait until Sunday so it doesn't ruin our weekend
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