There needs to be a term for a female version of a rusty trombone
Classy? Dude, she fucked 3 guys as part of a scavenger hunt
And?
oh great. kentucky is ranked #1 in the country for child abuse. go us.
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
her name was charlotte except you kept calling her chatroulette and yelling at her to show you her boobs
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
Im 95% ready to shit behind 711
THEY HAVE VIAGRA FLAVORED GELATO
I just remembered something. Did we really all flash the cab driver to get half off?
Just let me take your liver out and beat it with a meat tenderizer for you..
you smell like cheap hookers & chicken nuggets.
I said he looked like a lumberjack and that's when he came. I guess he liked the beard compliment?
He gets married Father's Day weekend and I just found out I'm pregnant. What do I do?
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
i spent most of my hangover doing the math to figure out the last of the alcohol would be metabolized from my system.
thank you pre-med degree.
Randomize
