No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
I saw that some person on TFLN used a bag of wine as a pillow. I tried it last night. I forgot to close the spout. I woke up and thought my face had a period
I wish life had little blips of pornography
Jason Williams (yeah the ex-nets center...) drunkenly told me that, while drinking, I should take an ambien and a cialis before i go home...that will "give me a 25 minute window to have sex and then goto sleep before the bitch starts bothering me"....
I don't remember. I think I elluded to the fact that I would buy him a dildo for his birthday.
i must've hopped out the car and eaten some leaves...even when your'e drunk that's not acceptable
To say he's a good fuck is like saying the beatles had a bit of success. My vag is still mourning the fact he moved.
Tell me you didn't have sex with my dad.
Since he's sober and out of jail, he acts like we are the worst people on Earth. Fuck him, the only acceptable time in life to do coke is the early twenties. He won't take that from us.
I didnt say frisky time, just alone time, to chat, or watch a show, or stare into one anothers eyes, or souls, or asses, whatever you straight people do
Correct me if I'm wrong, but did you let me pee in the grass while barking? And also, how many of you have videos?
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
I hate drunk me more than anyone else in this world
i woke up this morning put my hand under the pillow and there was a banana there
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