The walk of shame is so much worse when you've spent the night third wheeling.
So my mouth tastes like dick. Does that explain how our talk went?
hickory dickory dock, please dont tell me about your cock
I'm so high I used the top vent on my dashboard to heat up a cheeseburger
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she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
Haha I will however wear glass and and draw a lightning bolt scar if you want to have sex that way, and that can be the only time you can call me Harry.
Remind me tomorrow that I was taking shots of burnetts in the subway line while placing my order
i repeatedly had to ask him if he was into this because he kept talking about random things while i jerked him off. i got annoyed and in order to annoy him back, i told him i wanted to watch him do it. he also talked about basketball WHILE cumming. NEVER AGAIN.
I can't tell if you're talking about my pussy or Cape Cod.
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This hangover is what we deserve after that level of debauchery.
Did you put Adderal in the fishtank in the lobby? The fish are acting like Olympic sprinters. Asshole.
only i would get off to receiving death threats online
Aka I'm headed to the liquor store because I don't know how to handle my emotions.
Is it fucked up to venmo someone for plan-b?
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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