No touching my privates on the ride to school. Pinky swear.
Just think, the more you drink, the more options you'll have of people you want to hook up with.
im so glad i don't have to work tomorrow. I'm spendin all night on the new call of duty.
Wow. That's the gayest thing you ever said.
Look man i'm staying in playing videogames and growing a beard. Its not like i'm trying to get a girlfriend.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
It was an igloo shaped doghouse, I was obligated to hotbox it
hahaha my homeschooled cousin put up graduation pictures. it's just her standing in front of her fire place. With a hand made diploma.
vodka bottle broke. scooping it out of the plastic tub with a shot glass into a sprite bottle using a ziplock bag as a funnel and straining the glass out with paper towels. good thursday night?
I have just figured that it takes exactly 2 and a half rums to clean the bathroom..
I'm not saying I haven't been that drunk. I'm just saying I haven't been that drunk and then have cops buy me shots.
Just saw a couple chasing each other on lawn mowers. Oh South Knoxville.
Well, I wish you luck on finding out who your boyfriend is
I woke up naked and surrounded by M&Ms
I had to fake it. He was punching my vagina like it owed him money and enough was enough.
sober me is not impressed with the quality of people that drunk me gives our phone number to
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