So as she is about to take the walk of shame she flips out. Apparently someone left a brown present in her shoes.
is it wrong that I want a "Where The Wild Things Are" tshirt that points to my junk?
some how when im high sleep beats hunger...its like how paper beats rock it doesnt make any fucking sense but it still happens
As a side note, my abs are sore. Most likely cause? Orgasms. Thank you.
What I dont get, is for a man with a penis his size, to choose to go back with another girl instead of one that he says is the best sex he's ever had. He cant afford to be picky.
Ask her if said friend is decent looking or a wildabeast. Need to know if I need to top these 8 coronas off with a little tequila.
Just remembered I hit myself in the face with a bottle then did the nose test and decided I was still good. Don't think anyone noticed.
There are apples in the microwave and a cup of twigs in the fridge. I think she's hiding in the pantry, I can hear her giggling. Leaving her to it.
Brought him brownies before taking his pants off. I'm like the Martha fucking Stewart of booty calls. Walk of shame be damned.
Would you even take no as an answer? I have a feeling you see it more as a challenge.
My new roommate just announced that she got her period, popped a percoset, smoked a bowl, and started playing a video game. She says she's not moving till it's over. New hero?
Below this exterior of ice is a layer of cum. Followed by a pool of gin. More cum. Then, finally a heart.
Its really hard to get off when the googly eyes on your vibrator stare into your soul..
Between his smile and monumental dick even the virgin mary woulda blown that man and I am far from the virgin. I didn't stand a chance.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
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