YOu come back ASAP and we will do whatever you want baby
got them to do a wheelbarrow of shame down the sidewalk after the threesome. I rule
I would pay so much money for a video of you fucking a sheep
you kept slapshing your drinks on people saying the power of christ compels you.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
I'm on strict orders from her to keep sleeping with you until you give her a job next summer.
I need to sleep with 3 more guys by midnight to meet my 2010 resolution..
got high to the hills theme song. FEEL THE RAIN ON YOUR SKIN. no regrets.
I'm about to fuck a girl in an old school Tony Kukoc Bulls jersey. About to earn my third championship ring in sex
The last time I thought I had a UTI, I ended up having herpes. Sooo.. This time in preparing myself for cancer or death.
Uh, he still talks to you after you basically sexually harassed him using emojis?
Let's celebrate that I used a condom
That said I did get head on the roof of a 15 story building which, regardless of quality, is still cool
I'm sorry for getting drunk and throwing a robo-bird at you.
You really need to not quote Anchorman while I'm giving you a serious blowjob.
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