oh God, I have a dick of a middle schooler
his penis is like a homeless cat. ever since I've satisfied him he keeps showing up on my doorstep ask for more.
We were laughing at the passed out guy who had gone to sleep under the car in the McDonald's lot until we realized it was you.
Handle of 100 proof captain dressed like a pilgrim here we go
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so im sitting outside the gym eating a 20 piece nugget stoned out of my mind, convincing myself this is more productive because im so close to the treadmills.
I know. She seems like she getting that "need some dick" restlessness. Might explain the feisty attitude
She just face-timed her mom and had her watch all of us toast to her grandmas tits..
Caught in the act of lying. Lipstick literally all over his dick. He tried to make some story about darkwing duck or some shit but failed to realize he is a complete moron.
Just found a g string in our driveway, wtf happened this weekend?
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We're high and this subject came up and I'd like a female opinion: if you were a dude, what would you do if a girl tried to give you a foot job?
I'm tellin ya, let the nipple get some air, they'll hire u on the spot, lawyers love a little nip
Since when do you jog?
Since hot shirtless guy that lives across the street jogs
Now some guy that's in my phone as " Alex lip ring hot" is texting me and I don't where life is taking me
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
He kept referring to my giving him head as a new level in our relationship and acting sentimental
You gave him a bj, not a kidney
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