I couldnt find her vag and just started laughing uncontrollably. She was not pleased. Neither was i.
i forgot to tell you that olivia sent me a text yesterday that the mormon girl got caught with weed in her vagina at school
i'm trying to figure out what goes best with beef ramen. a 2007 merlot or a 2008 pinot noir? i'm leaning toward the pinot noir.
I've made out with men from every corner of the globe. Sex-wise, I've almost conquered europe. Take that napoleon
It's tuesday, which means cocktails followed by cocktales.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
turns out that the cat the james was trying to catch was a raccoon. call me when you get this, i need an ER buddy
yeah the cable guy is coming and everybody is hiding all the pieces in the house. we are up to thirty two. like a fun game of smokable scavener hunt.
I let my daddy issue flag fly free last night.
Hey man, sorry about punching you in the face, also about turning the shower on you. I just really wanted you to drink some water.
we found him passed out on the baseball field with two 40oz and wearing a tophat.
Where did he get the tophat?
I'm gonna face reality, tomorrow morning is not on my hungover agenda.
Can I just go to one establishment in which I haven't banged anyone ?
You thought her boot was a stray dog in your house..
I just found a nug casually in my room under my duffel bag. Is this a sign I need help?
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