Excuse me do you have gonnorhea?
And now I'm afraid that I'm a pornographic eater.
He told me about his girlfriends trust issues during our post sex spooning
this is the second time in my life i thought i might need to go to rehab. im including all the mornings that i wake up in dewey beach as "the first time"
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If I had that in my pants Omg I would want a shirt made so everyone knew
I'm spending tomorrow with her. What should my ridiculous personal goal be? I've already got a blowjob while eating a cupcake
I cancelled the entertainment for your b-day party.... Keep the bouncy castle just in case.
If, when you wake up, you're wondering why you're in the bathtub, it's because when I tried to move you, you yelled that that was cheating and tried to kick me in the face.
My breasts were aching with rage.
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He said that he doesn't like skittles. This relationship is over an it hasn't even started yet.
I guess that's what I get for clicking on a link that says clown penis.
I last recall trying to play piano and asking justin for drugs. I would like to think I then gracefully laid down on the couch and shut my eyes like a sleeping kitten.
I have an interview tomorrow and listed you as a reference. If they call you, please don't tell them about the time I smuggled a Chalupa out of Taco Bell in my underwear.
"I feel morally obligated to vote for him since he's my drug dealers dad"
I would drive 12 hours round trip for you to have an orgasm, cause that's friendship