you opened the fridge, pissed on the food, fell over, then threw up on yourself. thats whats all over the kitchen.
you just used "cock block" and "youth group" in the same sentence. somethings wrong with you.
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
Just took my first sake bomb. I love japan
I got a Cease & Desist email from NBC for downloading Bruno. I am not going down for gay porn.
she played "i just wanna get married" by jagged edge while we were having sex. why cant i avoid stage 5 clingers
He said and I quote "Had to beat one off in the Burger King bathroom before I went over." Thats somebody that takes pride in his work.
Uh yeah can we get an age of consent check on Dave's penis?
Age of consent, Dave's penis. Thank you...
DONT YOU DARE DIE YET THERE IS SO MUCH SEX TO BE HAD
So, I'm a little drunk in Seattle with Glenna, but we've all agreed that it's patriotic to think about Bill Clinton from time to time during sex. 'Merica
It's cool dude. The dank is in the form of premade smores with honey grahm crackers, marshmallow cream and 420 brand choc. bars. NV weed laws have nothing on me.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
A guy from tinder a while ago who sent me dick pics straight out the gate is a tech on my dad's hospital floor. I was wondering why he looked familiar and why he never took my dads vitals when I was in the room
i can eat my weight in tater tots. don't test me, bitch
come pick your gf up from my house. she's sitting in the fridge and hissing at the cat to let her eat the potatoes. btw i dont have a cat
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